我討厭下雨天！
                                                                               
下課從二樓樓梯走下來因為地上都是水　摔了個大跤　屁股超痛　只能哀嚎一下
                                                                               
走到大馬路上　看到熟悉同學的背影　很興奮地衝向前推他一下
                                                                               
同時我又摔倒了　還整個人躺在地上　跟滑壘一樣
                                                                               
褲子濕了　衣服髒了　同學傻眼了　屁股好痛　頭也好痛　手還擦破了一個洞
                                                                               
我討厭下雨天！！！！╰(〒﹏〒)╯                             小心地滑..
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                                     若                  危
                                     見                  險
                                     蘭                  高
                                     桂                  山
                           去       漸       莫        行
                           蛇       漸       嫌        過
                           反       發       此        盡
                           轉       ，       路        ，
   直                     變                 有
   書                     成                 重
   難                     龍                 重
   寫                     。                 ；
    O
    ╡
    N
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話說今天早上 我穿上我的低跟尖頭鞋..準備再去買一隻貴傘..(我的傘又掉了T_T)
                                                                               
穿進去的時候 總覺得因為昨天的大雨 鞋子好像還沒乾
                                                                               
把右腳鞋子拿起來摸摸 嗯 真的還沒乾
                                                                               
再把左腳抽出鞋子....P咻~~~~一隻直徑3.286cm的蜘蛛就從左鞋衝出來
                                                                               
停在距離鞋子25.26cm的地方看著我..
                                                                               
對不起我嚇到你了...
                                                                               
原來尖頭鞋尖端處可以塞得下一隻直徑3.286cm的蜘蛛
                                                                               
想必當時牠的手(?)腳(?)應該呈瑜珈狀吧......(構圖中..)
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          為什麼新手套戴了以後食指不能彎啊!!!\__/
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                            ╭╮
                                            ││
                                            │├┬┬╮
                                            │││││   醬騎..
                                            │         │
                                            ╰───╯
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                          真不會畫..
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鈴~~~
                                                                               
資訊系辦:請問詹小姐在嗎
                                                                               
我:我是!
                                                                               
資訊系辦:你貴姓?
                                                                               
我:.............我姓詹..
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我很柔弱 是真的
                                                                               
我吃的不多 是真的
                                                                               
就跟手機是真男人一樣真
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為什麼??
                                                                               
為什麼 99元的傘總是用到爛掉..丟在圖書館也會被放在失物招領櫃上..
                                                                               
為什麼 250元的傘總是會被我遺忘在路邊..想起來回去找的時候又被別人撿去..
                                                                               
為什麼 路人看得出來我的傘是99元還是250元買的?
                                                                               
還我傘來!!!!!!
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