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各位週末愉快
話說我晚上去了萬芳掛急診
因為下午我吃subway的時候  矯正線剛拉緊  咬不動
所以囫圇吞棗吃了  好像有顆黑橄欖卡在喉嚨
但就要上課了  我硬撐著三堂課還上台報告了半小時  跟老師meeting一小時
                                                                               
回到家以後我催吐過  只嘔出水
但還是覺得它老兄卡在我喉頭上不去下不來
                                                                               
晚上九點半  我決定去掛急診
不能再像上次魚刺卡到隔天才看被醫生數落延誤就醫時間
                                                                               
急診急診  實際上並不是那樣in a hurry
而且萬芳從以前給我的感覺就不是那麼可靠
在他們不緊張卻頻頻出錯的作業下
我終於還是見到了醫生一面
也照了我今年第十六張X光片
                                                                               
你們猜耳鼻喉科醫生照內視鏡應該捅你的左鼻孔還是右鼻孔?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                               
答案是；都很順手！
                                                                               
                                                                               
因為上次看魚刺的台大醫生捅我右邊  這個醫生捅我左邊
比較的結果是  萬芳的麻醉沒有效  感覺相當真實也有臨場感
大大的螢幕在我的左邊現場轉播  我的眼睛一直飄上右邊天花板
找不到我所說的黑橄欖  可能是已經下去了但還留下傷口才難過
跟魚刺的結果一樣
倒是左鼻孔的探索有新發現
我的左鼻腔裡有個囊腫  暫時判定為良性
照片上看起來像個青蛙鼓起的腹部  但它比較粉嫩pinky
                                                                               
急診的費用很貴
這個星期我已經花了一千元在醫院裡
不過$530台幣換個心安還是值得的
                                                                               
祝大家身體健康好唄！
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